Phlegmbotomy

Find your inner mucus
Search for your body's crem de la crem
Claw through the nasal cavities
And perform and elaborate phlegmbotomy.
For you require a projectile.
That boring robot girl to your left
is asking for a booger in her hair.
Flick it, fling it and watch it fly
Then run like hell
She'll rip your head off.

Girls are deadly

I'm scared
I met a bewitching beauty
Girls are deadly

Had our first date at a beach with soft white sand
I played some music and sang her a melody
I'm scared

I've just been kissed
By this gorgeous woman, unbearably pretty
Girls are deadly

Today, she caught me in bed with her best friend
She has a knife, sharpened and bloody
I'm scared

Her friend has been murdered
I'm next, she's getting ready
Girls are deadly

If by the end of the night I'm not dead
I'm turning gay
I'm scared
Girls are deadly.