Flatulence

Release me at once!
Lest I expel at an inopportune time.
I shall fumigate entire rooms
Disgust your lover
Frighten small children
And concuss the family dog.
Your innards beckon my forceful escape
Your buttocks but a gateway to the outside world
Do you hear that rumbling?
I am angry.
Fitfully struggling, shaking against my shackles
Oh, I can see a guiding light!
You have relented, unclenching your cheeks.
I run, my prison escape imminent.
Unfortunately, I have decided to bring a friend.
I suggest you find a change of underpants.