Omegle

You type
I read
I see your words but
There's more
Stranger on my screen
What make you tick?
Do raisins make you sick?
I hate raisins.
Where does the sun shine brightest in your life?
Has the sun set far too early?
I know only what you show me
Stranger on my screen
It seems that you are a mystery
worth solving.

Phlegmbotomy

Find your inner mucus
Search for your body's crem de la crem
Claw through the nasal cavities
And perform and elaborate phlegmbotomy.
For you require a projectile.
That boring robot girl to your left
is asking for a booger in her hair.
Flick it, fling it and watch it fly
Then run like hell
She'll rip your head off.

Girls are deadly

I'm scared
I met a bewitching beauty
Girls are deadly

Had our first date at a beach with soft white sand
I played some music and sang her a melody
I'm scared

I've just been kissed
By this gorgeous woman, unbearably pretty
Girls are deadly

Today, she caught me in bed with her best friend
She has a knife, sharpened and bloody
I'm scared

Her friend has been murdered
I'm next, she's getting ready
Girls are deadly

If by the end of the night I'm not dead
I'm turning gay
I'm scared
Girls are deadly.

You

You.
Be you.
Nothing but you.
Your unique strange self
Not this commercialized facade, Pay to Play
but You.
It is nothing but you I need
You.
Yet you elude my grasp.
You frustrate, perplex and puzzle.
Damn you.
Damn you and yet I still want you.
You.
My curse, my struggle, my drug, my fix.
You have hooked me like a fish
Free me or else
You must keep me.

Dreams

I wake every morning somber.
My dreams have vanished into the ether.
But I rejoice, one dream has not left yet.
She's a free soul
I wish I could say she was mine,
But I can't
All I can do is trust her.
It's not as though she can't lie
Not as though she can't hurt me
But you won't - ever
All of my heart is held in your hands
Gentle, soft hands holding my fragile heart
In a moment you can crush it,
But you won't.
I know this.
You aren't God, not an angel, but a lowly human
And yet
You're imperfectly perfect
A whisper, a hint of heaven in my life.

Jenny

Guys
Boring guys
What do they see?
Girl.
Cute girl
Cute lips, big tits
How I'd like to be in her.
How predictable
Sex driven, blinded by hormones.
Me.
You look like a Jenny.
If I could fly, would you fly with me?
Where would we go?
Let's take a celestial cruise
Let's bother the birds
I hate birds.
But I love Aladdin.
Let's make ice cream swirlies out of the clouds.
We'll be in a whole new world
Where it's never the what
Don't really care about the how
But deeply interested in the who
And it's all about the why.